You sent me WHAT??

So, the other night, I was on that dating site checking messages (no, not looking for dates)  when I came across this one from a pretty cute guy that seemed mellow. Looked like we had a lot in common, so I thought it would be nice to talk and share some dating war stories. We messaged each other a few times before he gives me his number to text.

Red flag. Red flag because I told myself I wouldn't accept anyone's or give out my cell number anymore. It just seemed too soon to start getting that personal. My gut was so right on this. 

Anyway, we start texting and as soon as we get passed the greeting pleasantries, he starts pressuring me for pictures. He sends me a few of him, no shirt, of course ... to show off his ripped upper bod. I didn't ask, he just sent them, sort of like "I showed you mine, now show me yours." Man, I really hate guys who are so forward like this. So, I sent him a clean one of me. Nothing dirty. Then, he starts pressuring me for naughty pictures. I mean, come on! We JUST met. His excuse was that he likes sex and there's no use dancing around the subject. I guess that could be true, but I don't dig guys that have no tact and are just too blunt. I can already see why this guy is single. 

At this point, I'm starting to get irritated, but I try to be nice and move off the subject. But, the more I tried, the more he pressed. AND THEN, I get an MMS download. I think, another picture of this guy to convey that not only is he vain, but annoying about making me see that he IS the one for me. Ugh. So, I open the message and, there it is in all of its naked glory ... his JUNK! I HAD to laugh! He captioned it 'now that that's out of the way, we can move on'. I mean, WTF? Who does that?!?

Needless to say, the conversation was pretty much over after that. He tried pressing me harder for a return picture of my naughty self, but there was absolutely no way that was gonna happen. 

Haven't texted that guy since. What a weirdo. But, if any of you ladies are interested in seeing this guy's package, email me. I'll give his info, too, in case you want to contact him. 

Now, how's that for weird?? HAHAHA! Have a super awesome Friday, readers!