Friday, February 15, 2013

Hate to break it to ya ....

But ... your boyfriend's gay.

Have you ever had a friend or acquaintance that's chosen a mate that is ALL wrong for them? You want so badly to point out to them that his flamboyant ways may suggest he's just not that into you.

You're just his beard. Seriously! 

I know, I know. I'm wrong and just don't know him or who he is behind closed doors. May as well go as far as saying behind that "closed" closet door, because honey, the real him is hiding inside! And, personally, I find it a little hilarious that you can't see it for yourself. Ya might as well jump in that closet with him cause you're both in denial. So, stock up on that expensive chocolate and $5 bottles of wine because when he leaves you for another man, it's gonna hit you hard!

There ... I said it. Now, every time I see a post from this person, I can just scroll by and chuckle. It's not the fact that he's gay, it's the fact she can't see it. Makes me laugh. Every post seems like she's trying just a bit too hard to convince everyone that they're happy in love.

I don't see it. It could be that a bunch of my friends are pairing off ... and I'm still dealing with douches and asshats. But, if she's happy in her ignorant bliss, let it be. I'm still gonna laugh .... 

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